I love to Fly!!!

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Ok, so I'm one of the few people who actually loves airports. It's one of the very few times you have an excuse to disappear with a valid excuse. Your boss, your wife, your lovers and family members can all be ignored with simplicity; "I was on a flight and couldn't answer my phone." Asides from that I've just always loved to fly.

SORRY, BUT I CAN"T UPLOAD PICS DUE TO THE FACT THAT MY SD CARD SLOT IS BROKEN.

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It's been a very interesting morning up to now. I'm not used to flying with people I know. I'm flying with Lenny and his girlfriend Mildred and I must say that they seems like they will F* like rabbits this weekend. They are all lovey dobby around each other. In a way I'm kind of envious to find someone I can be like that with; however, to a certain degree. They look like two high school kids going away to camp together.

It's funny to see people in airplanes tend to fall asleep. I for the life of me cannot manage to do that. The constant moving, the fact that I can drool, the noise, the fear that I might start talking in my sleep, people talking, are just examples of my public discomforts and fears of sleeping. (Pics Below)

I did have one of the rudest flight attendants ever. This ill, lacklusting, rude and crude woman:

Really, WTF??? If you are going to become and F.A. you need to have patience and be polite first hand. Not be bitchy sarcastic with your attendees.

GROWING OLDER
Either way, this seems like the start of the end for us bachelors in the group. Frank is getting married and Lenny and Mildred seem to be next. Man, does time fly by rapidly and without prejudice. Well I guess that's how things are to be. We grow up, get jobs, families and become adults. I guess I'm still not ready for that responsibility. I always stated I would be the last one. It's funny because I'm the hopeless romantic out of the group. I guess it's because my ideal woman is impossible to find or Natalie Portman (Actress), Lela Star (Porn Star) or Kathy Ireland (90's S.I. Supermodel).

I won't really get into that combination, but if you know me you'll see the pattern. I was at the airport earlier and I heard they had free wireless. BS. I tried to log on to get my daily fix of local and international disasters, but I wasn't able too.

I remember when they used to serve food in the plane. Man do I miss that. I'm starving. Well NY is full of great eateries and quick fixes. Woot Woot!

BTW: I've gotten hooked on Gossip Girl more than any new show. It's on The CW on Wed @ 8pm.



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