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best of craigslist : Nemesis required. 6-month project with possibilty to extend

I've been trying to think of ways to spice up my life. I'm 35 years
old, happily married with two kids and I have a good job in insurance.
But somethings missing. I feel like I'm old before my time. I need to
inject some excitement into my daily routine through my arm before its
too late. I need a challenge, something to get the adrenaline pumping
again. An addiction would be nice, but, in short, I need a nemesis. I'm
willing to pay $350 up front for you services as an arch enemy over the
next six months. Nothing crazy. Steal my parking space, knock my coffee
over, trip me when Im running to catch the BART and occasionally whisper
in my ear, "Ahha, we meet again". That kind of thing. Just keep me on
my toes. Complacency will be the death of me. You need to have an evil
streak and be blessed with innate guile and cunning. You should also be
adept at inconsicuous pursuit. Evil laugh preferred. Send me a photo
and a brief explanation why you would be a good nemesis.

British accent preferred.

  • it's NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests
  • Compensation: $350 up front

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